"Until you get comfortable with being alone, you’ll never know if you’re choosing someone out of love or loneliness."Mandy Hale (via justinancheta)

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Anonymous: How good are you in bed 

me:

lurkerpi:

i am absolutely amazing in bed i will put a blanket over myself and put my head on the pillow like a pro and sleep for 8+ hours

Lmaooo



tsnderes:

IDK = I’m Donkey Kong

BRB = Bring Ripe Bananas

LMAO = Love My Awesome Orangutan 

TBH = The Banana House

IMO = intense Monkey Obsession 

naughtynicegirl69:

I love this…it is what every girl wants to hear…:D…I am sooooooo gonna have laughter lines when I grow old and I will tell everyone that I fought hard for them because life is way to short not to find the laughter in every situation both good and bad…;0

screarner:

*swirls chocolate milk in a wine glass*


silentbutgolden:

Ever see a picture of food and get a sudden rush of unrivaled rage cause you arent eating that meal right now.

No?

Just me?

Im ok with that cause I want some damn food.

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